Good morning. Alright here we go. Itโ€™s almost Friday so Iโ€™m naturally a few drinks in. Thatโ€™s what happens when you donโ€™t make the playoffs in your home league despite having a top 4 scoring team.

Anyways, letโ€™s get itโ€ฆ

Justin Herbert is on one

thatโ€™s some prestigious company manโ€ฆ Besides Daniel Jones and Baker of course.

It might not be too late

for you to pickup Cole Kmet. Heโ€™s balling, which is rare for rookie TEs.

More beef

Look, we all thought the Matthew Berry and Josh Jacobs drama was entertaining. But imagine two players spitting on eachother!

BONUS

  • Iโ€™ve had too much to drink. Iโ€™ve enjoyed watching my opponents start Keenan Allen.

  • When a player is that sick, might as well take be cautious. I hope your team did well yesterday. Iโ€™ll be back tomorrow with the definitive DSt rankings and more info on Lamarโ€™s shituation.

Wowโ€ฆ that was the fastest two minutes sinceโ€ฆ

weโ€™ve all been there right!?

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